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[andrewducker]

Apparently some news has broken about the US President's father, who is a farmer. He's being accused of some kind of weird smuggling plot, involving smuggling nightwear inside preserved animals to tibetan monks.

Apparently there's an Obama Farmer Llama Embalmer in Lama Pyjama Drama.

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[drdoug.livejournal.com]

It's Ok, the President has his Chief of Staff on it, to smooth ruffled feathers and an overexcited media. Yes, there's an "Obama Farmer Embalmer in Llama Pyjama Drama" Calmer - Rahm. Err ...

[drdoug.livejournal.com]

Oh, and s/Llama/Lama/g here.