You say Constantine, I say Constantine - let's call the whole thing off

So I went to see Constantine with tisme eduard_green and poisonduk - twas amusing and pretty in parts, but suffered from too much exposition in some areas, not enough in others and a sad lack of characters that really hit home. Frankly, Christopher Walken made a better Gabriel and Viggo Mortensen was a better Satan. That was the main problem - lots of pretty special effects, but nothing which really reached out and grabbed me and made me feel anything. Oh well, at least I got to see the ROTS trailer on the big screen...