I hate myself. But I would do it again.

[identity profile] sigmonster.livejournal.com 2009-03-06 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Dear Miss Manners:

I have a terrible problem! For many years I've been reading your column with great pleasure, along with several other advice columns - financial planning, Dan Savage, agony aunts of all kinds. But just recently I've started finding myself giving unsolicited tips to friends and acquaintances. I can't stop myself. I tell my maiden great-aunts about safe anonymous sex, my unemployed artist friends about balancing their investment portfolios, and my enthusiastically single roommate about seating weddings. Help!

- Obsessed in Oklahoma

Dear OO:

When you gaze too long into Dear Abby, Dear Abby gazes also into you.

- Miss Manners."