Bad jokes a-go-go

[andrewducker]

[Poll #1360626]

Comments

[andrewducker]

Can you believe there's not one hit on the whole of the internet for "The Abbess Gazes Also"!

I may have just come up with something original.

And groan-worthy.

Win!

[channelpenguin.livejournal.com]

Is that really a valid alternative spelling of his name?

[randomchris.livejournal.com]

Ah. I was trying to get something along the lines of "God is dead".

[communicator.livejournal.com]

Thus spake Zara Thruster? That's all I got.

[interactiveleaf.livejournal.com]

I said "I got it already" but I'm not going to swear that the punchline I got is the punchline you have in mind.

[johnbobshaun.livejournal.com]

"The Abyss Gazes Also" ran though my head but I totally failed to put two and two together.

[lpetrazickis.livejournal.com]

"When you lick into the abyss, the abyss licks back at you."

[aliiis.livejournal.com]

Yes yes but have you heard about the mohel with shaky hands?

[cheekbones3.livejournal.com]

I definitely need more education.