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andrewducker ([personal profile] andrewducker) wrote2008-02-18 10:57 pm

Because sometimes you have to know these things

In response to my previous post, [livejournal.com profile] octopoid_horror posted a link.
He mentioned that there were no photos until the very end - and even then you have to click on the links, so you can't see anything by accident. Up until that point it's just text.

It turned out I'd read the article before, but was unable to resist the urge to read it all again.

I didn't, however, click on the links. You'd have to pay me quite a lot of money to make me do that.

Which has me wondering what kind of threshholds other people have...
[Poll #1140566]

[identity profile] marrog.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
For some reason, despite being near impossible to phase in most other ways, unmoved by the heaviest of BDSM, vorephilia or bestiality, and being fascinated by images of extreme body modification, horrific wounds, nasty disfigurements, etc etc, there's just something about coprophilia and ... whatever the equivalent is involving urine... that I just don't want to deal with on any level, not even in a can't-not-look way.

This might be seen as particularly curious given my complete comfort with and indeed active enjoyment of every other aspect of the human body and the various fluids it produces (even menstrual blood and semen, though not my favouritest things, don't particularly bother me).

Oh, except vomit. But if there's a fetish involving vomit, I just don't want to know.

God, there is, isn't there? There must be. I so wish I hadn't even thought of that.
Edited 2008-02-19 00:40 (UTC)

[identity profile] accordingly.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, except vomit. But if there's a fetish involving vomit, I just don't want to know.

God, there is, isn't there? There must be. I so wish I hadn't even thought of that.


Rule number 34 of the internet: if it exists, there is porn of it.

[identity profile] marrog.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Except Elizabeth/Jane Bennet Austen Slash. That, I have been unable to find.

[identity profile] accordingly.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Rule number 35: if it doesn't exist, you have to create it.

[identity profile] marrog.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Nice try.

[identity profile] pickwick.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
*nods* My workmate didn't believe this, so I made him read Dalziel/ Pascoe slash.

[identity profile] atreic.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
*snarf* Which reminds me, I have lost the link for the great Portal poster of someone pouring coffee. Anyone know what I'm talking about / where it is?

[identity profile] meaningrequired.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Children and small pets are very different things...

[identity profile] henriksdal.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
argh there is and I used to drum in a band many many years ago that had a song about it..

I remember reading somewhere someone quoting someone else saying that there are "out" holes and there are "in" holes and never get the two confused.

[identity profile] marrog.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
A catchphrase between myself and my friend Katie is the call "It's an out hole!" directed at her now-husband. I have not enquired as to whether this is still the case for them.

What're you doing for lunch today?

[identity profile] henriksdal.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
Also, tbf, as much as it turns my stomach, at least scat got me over Luanne when I found out she'd been sleeping around without telling me. "Waah, my heart is broken, woe is me - really? scat orgies? Eww, gross."

So yes, lunch. I am doing nowt, do you fancy entertaining me with food? Or going somewhere? Or coming here?

[identity profile] marrog.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
Why don't we Lunch Out?

If you're broke I'll sub you.

Advocates maybe? Or would you prefer somewhere else?

[identity profile] henriksdal.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
No, I have monies now! Advocates would be great. 1pm?

[identity profile] marrog.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
In all fairness the only reason I'm awake right now is because my SO's husband is off on a business trip for most of the rest of the week and last night PST was their last evening together.

How much angst would you be prepared to put up with to have your lunch free?
Edited 2008-02-19 10:31 (UTC)

[identity profile] marrog.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
*pouts*
Heyguesswhat?

[identity profile] henriksdal.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
oo I have never had Nepalese. We should go there when I get my first proper grown up paycheque!