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2025-12-04 07:31 am
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Life with two kids: Christmas monitoring

Opening up my YouTube Recap so I can find out what nonsense Gideon has been watching this year.

(Sophia is on her own account, but for technical reasons Gideon can't be yet.)
andrewducker: (Evil Pizza)
2025-11-21 09:58 pm
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Life with two kids: Limited Musical Choices

We have a Spotify family account, so I thought I'd add Sophia to it.
Turns out that because she's under 13 she's incredibly limited in the music she can have access to, and has to be in the special kids app.
So, YouTube for music it is!

(Seriously, they didn't even have the K-Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack. Utterly useless.)
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2025-11-14 02:06 pm
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One ping only

I just spent an hour playing "Captain Sonar"
Two teams, each of which are moving their submarin around a map, while trying to work out where their opponent is, keep the ship running, and charge their systems so that they can detect the other team and then torpedo them.
Good fun!
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2025-11-14 12:15 pm
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Frustration du jour

I can't believe I have to put up with another 11 days of the news cycle being about what may or may not possibly maybe be in the budget.
andrewducker: (Default)
2025-11-01 05:43 pm
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Thoughts on the way home.

Glasgow still feels much more city-like to me than Edinburgh.

Which is probably why I prefer living in Edinburgh.

(Great to visit though)
andrewducker: (Join Darth)
2025-10-26 08:07 pm
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Life with two kids: Very wet test subjects

There's research that if you leave people in a room with an electro-shock shock device long enough to get bored they will deliberately shock themselves.

In other news I took Sophia's phone away from the kids while they were in the bath and now they're repeatedly pouring cold water over themselves while shrieking like baboons.
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2025-10-20 08:15 pm
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Life with two kids: Their every move

Through the power of (very basic) smart home automation I now get a notification whenever the kids open the back door, and can then remotely check if they've left it open.

Many parents throughout history would be jealous.
andrewducker: (screaming hedgehog)
2025-10-20 03:54 pm
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Life with two kids: A short attention span

Sophia: "So mummy took a year off from her job when I was born and then she went back?

Incredulously: "And they remembered who she was?"
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2025-10-20 03:13 pm
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Life with two kids: bus trip entertainment

Gideon, climbing on to Sophia's lap: "I'll be Alexa."
Sophia: "Alexa, play Soda Pop"
Gideon: sings Soda Pop
Sophia: joins in
andrewducker: (livejournal blackout)
2025-10-19 10:08 pm
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The Andy finds its own uses for things

I've finally found a use for LinkedIn - it's doing all of the puzzles and then seeing how much better my contacts did.
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2025-10-16 09:31 pm
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Life with two kids: one of whom will sleep

It would be awesome if I didn't have to have an argument with Gideon about bedtime every single night.

Sophia doesn't do that any more. I wonder at what age he'll grow out of it.
andrewducker: (Experience)
2025-10-14 04:49 pm
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Surely someone has done the maths on vaccinations.

Today I spent £108 on getting myself vaccinated against Flu and Covid.

Which led me to wonder what the cost of days off is to the economy. And how far off we are from it being worth the government vaccinating everyone.
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2025-09-28 08:49 pm
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It's very educational being me

Ways to tell you have a child #37: the contents of your tumble dryer's lint trap is 50% glitter.

(And your hands are now covered in glitter from emptying it)
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2025-09-27 08:38 pm
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A thing I don't understand about people

Why do people go to the group "Fans of X" and ask "Is X any good?"

I mean, no, most members of the fan group loathe it with a fiery passion and are only in the group to warn passers-by how terrible it is.
andrewducker: (Hold Me)
2025-09-24 07:05 am
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Oddly recurrent stomach issues

Facebook reminds me that we had norovirus on this day in 2021 and 2023. Jane has spent the last 24 hours with D+V. What are the odds?
andrewducker: (Portal!)
2025-09-09 08:19 am
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Life with two kids: Old time language

Yesterday I was having fun with Gideon playing with webcam special effects, and we got to one that looks like old sepia film stock with damage marks on it and judderiness and he delightedly shouted "It's footage!"
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2025-08-24 07:27 pm
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Musical interlude with a room full of children

Spent the afternoon being serenaded by a cinema full of kids at the K-Pop Demon Hunters sing-a-long.

As musical kids movies about demon-hunting go out was pretty darned good and I expect to be earwormed for weeks.
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2025-08-22 06:08 pm
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It's the little things

I've just discovered that Android has an option that lets you snooze notifications. You have no idea how happy this makes me.
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2025-08-21 09:14 am
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An auspicious beginning

So far today, I was woken up at 4am because the children had been playing with an old alarm clock yesterday (I got back over though).

And Sophia hurt her wrist falling off of a swing yesterday and it still hurts this morning so we're off to the Sick Kids at 10am for her to get checked out.

Happy birthday to me!

Edit: No break. Possibly minor sprain. Just needs to take it easy and stay off the monkey bars for a few days.
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2025-08-20 06:39 pm
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Life with two kids: Less reassuring than you might expect

Gideon, heading for a recently arrived package, holding a knife "I'm not going to stab *anyone*!"