The Dichotomy of Cats

[andrewducker]

The following lines leapt fully-formed into my head mere moments ago.  Whoever writes the best follow-on verse will win eternal fame and fortune.

Pussy-cat, Pussy-cat, aren't you so cute
If only you weren't such a murderous brute
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Comments

death-in-a-while.

[thefirethorn.livejournal.com]

ooooooooooooooooooooooh.

You win.