The Dichotomy of Cats

[andrewducker]

The following lines leapt fully-formed into my head mere moments ago.  Whoever writes the best follow-on verse will win eternal fame and fortune.

Pussy-cat, Pussy-cat, aren't you so cute
If only you weren't such a murderous brute
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Comments

[guybles.livejournal.com]

I started humming Tom Jones to my myself, as your lines broadly scan with the lyrics to "What's New Pussycat". Hence:

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I'll soon be feeling your sharp little pussy-cat claws.
Pussy-cat, pussy-cat, I loathe you.
Yes, I do.
You, and your pussy-cat ARRRRGH LITTLE BASTARD JUST STABBED ME IN THE THIGH!