Gack!

[andrewducker]

Joe's preparing for his girlfriend's return from France. (Yay Joe and Gemma!)

This includes spraying horrible artificial scent all over the place. I made the foolish mistake of opening my mouth within a minute of him spraying it in the living room, and now I want to go and scrub my tongue with something to get the plastic taken off.

Erin once made the mistake of spraying me with some kind of odor thang. It took me about 2 hours to forgive her, because every time I opened my mouth to say something, I felt sick.

Honestly, I've never smelt one of these things that smelt anything other than vile.

Still, at least it heralds Gemma's return.

Comments

[broin.livejournal.com]

The idea is that it hides the smell of your coat, the various socks dangled around the livingroom, the mold growing on the bathroom wall, the decaying food under the fridges, the lingering stink of the cat litter tray and mince-based food.

It may have to smell very bad to do all that work.

[wordofblake.livejournal.com]

Use that fabreeze stuff, it's supposed to leave no odour.

that said,

I don't live in your house, so I'm not just used to the smell, and when I visited it smelled fine, houselike.

Maybe it's a medication side effect, or brain disease.