The funniest political timeline

[andrewducker]

Dear Fate, I would like a pony, and also the following:

Johnson is made Prime Minister again, and then the investigation (due 26th of November) finds that he lied to The House Of Commons, he's excluded for 14 days, leading to a recall, and he loses his seat.

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[mair_in_grenderich]

... but where will you keep the pony?

[andrewducker]

In the pony room I shall have built as an extension.

[mair_in_grenderich]

ah, of course