Kinky Sex

[andrewducker]

Cheers to Rollick for linking to The Ferret, wherein I found this gem:

But that's the problem with kinky sex. I've always wanted to be the High Lord of Depravity, but being fundamentally lazy and naïve, I've come to realize that frankly, kinky sex is just too much work. Kinky sex is like performing on stage; everyone wants to play in the band, but nobody wants to get there an hour and a half early, drag all of your shit into the bar, test the mikes, say "check" about four zillion times, tune the guitars, do an impromptu rendition of "Johnny B. Goode," wait two hours for the customers to show up, tune again, take down your instruments, remove all the wiring, pack it out into your cars, bring it home, and then go back to the bar and try to pick up the two chicks who might even vaguely remember who the fuck you were.

The rest of that one is here.

Comments

[octopoid-horror.livejournal.com]

Surely the solution is some kind of kinky sex that doesn't take long?

Exhibitionism (if it counts).. just waaaaalking down the street, no preparation, then ...zzzzzip... sprroooooiiiiing...

[minkboylove.livejournal.com]

A lot of the more interesting sexual positions require three years' worth of ballet training to properly maintain a grand plie on top of your partner's face while he quivers in a reverse bicycle position and makes conducting motions.

ROTFLMAO. Damn you for linking this. I don't think I'll be able to have sex, kinky or non-kinky for having SPRAINED something while laughing.

[nickys.livejournal.com]

That was funny.

[wolflady26.livejournal.com]

Be careful - it's The FerretT, as I learned to my chagrin yesterday!

And be even more careful, cause he's addictive! :D

[diffrentcolours]

That is very amusing. tals and I once had a drunken conversation about becoming the Bondage Avengers, a superhero team delivering advice, equipment and enthusiasm to the needy pervert. Of course, then it all got terribly out of hand and ended up with us fighting off zombie clones of Mary Whitehouse with the aid of Bukkake Girl. But, y'know, we were drunk :)