A Terrible Tale

[andrewducker]

In a blitz of ultra-efficientness Erin has slogged her way through several loads of washing over the last day or two and brough the pile down to a few items that need to be washed using methods so arcane that I swear the symbols on the washing machine move when you glance away.

This means that there are no dirty socks. You can of course, see the problem here - my sock drawer was never designed to take more than 3/4 of my socks, 1/4 being dirty at any one time. By cleaning all my socks at once (save for the pair on my feet) I've run out of sock-storage space!

What am I going to do now?!?!?!?

This tale brought to you by the "Society To Bring Home The True Horror Of Andrew's Life"

Comments

[andrewducker]

That's how I feel. All of my clothes are simple (except for the silk shirt and the dry-clean only suit I never wear).

I didn't realise that _anyone_ worse stuff that needed complex washing until Erin nearly killed me for knackering one of her tops...