[identity profile] randomchris.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Point 1: Cats are evil merciless little sods, adept at manipulating others for their own ends, and only have feelings for others when their own needs are served. They have no souls.

Point 2: Kittens grow up into cats and therefore have no souls, just cute imitations of them.

Therefore, kittens are immune to the dementors' kisses and would win.

[identity profile] ashfae.livejournal.com 2011-02-12 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
...so, we're not allowed to get a kitten, then?