Life with two kids: Sausage and beans
Jane and I are at Mortonhall Garden Centre with Gideon for breakfast before heading off to the Royal Highland Show when Sophia gets out of school at midday.
Me: Gideon, do you want your usual sausage and beans?
Gideon: No.
Me: How about the French toast? You've never had that before.
Gideon: Yes please.
Gideon: refuses to eat the French toast.
Gideon also: steals all of the beans and sausage from both of our cooked breakfasts.
Me: I'm telling the internet about this!
Me: Gideon, do you want your usual sausage and beans?
Gideon: No.
Me: How about the French toast? You've never had that before.
Gideon: Yes please.
Gideon: refuses to eat the French toast.
Gideon also: steals all of the beans and sausage from both of our cooked breakfasts.
Me: I'm telling the internet about this!