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Apparently some news has broken about the US President's father, who is a farmer. He's being accused of some kind of weird smuggling plot, involving smuggling nightwear inside preserved animals to tibetan monks.
Apparently there's an Obama Farmer Llama Embalmer in Lama Pyjama Drama.
Apparently there's an Obama Farmer Llama Embalmer in Lama Pyjama Drama.