Late to the meme party

(This is the first time I've been near a webcam since I first saw the meme, which was _ages_ ago, back when we got back from Center Parcs)

Take a photo of yourself now - no dressing up, putting on makeup, or otherwise preparing. Just snap and post:



(quiet evening in with SATC season three)

That's sick!

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they're bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!"

And that's the first one I'm willing to repost in a public place.

Cheers to meowpurrr for the link to sickipedia, clearly _the_ place for incredibly offensive jokes.