The Dichotomy of Cats
The following lines leapt fully-formed into my head mere moments ago. Whoever writes the best follow-on verse will win eternal fame and fortune.
Pussy-cat, Pussy-cat, aren't you so cute
If only you weren't such a murderous brute
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Pussy-cat, Pussy-cat, aren't you so cute
If only you weren't such a murderous brute
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