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andrewducker) wrote2010-01-01 08:47 pm
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Dr Who: The Russel T Davies Years
Year 1:
RTD: Dr Who should be exciting and emotional.
Audience: Yes. Although it would also be nice if more of it made sense.
Year 2:
RTD: Dr Who should EXCITING and EMOTIONAL.
Audience: Yes. And some more sense please.
Year 3:
RTD: Dr Who should be EXCITING and EMOTIONAL
Audience: Actually, I'm feeling a bit excited out. And now none of it makes sense.
Year 4:
RTD: Dr Who should be EXCITING and EMOTIONAL
Audience: Stop shouting! Please stop shouting! I don't even care if it makes sense any more!
Year 5:
RTD: Dr Who should be EXCITING and EMOTIONAL
Audience: He's going soon, right? Has he gone yet? Is it safe to come out?
RTD: Dr Who should be exciting and emotional.
Audience: Yes. Although it would also be nice if more of it made sense.
Year 2:
RTD: Dr Who should EXCITING and EMOTIONAL.
Audience: Yes. And some more sense please.
Year 3:
RTD: Dr Who should be EXCITING and EMOTIONAL
Audience: Actually, I'm feeling a bit excited out. And now none of it makes sense.
Year 4:
RTD: Dr Who should be EXCITING and EMOTIONAL
Audience: Stop shouting! Please stop shouting! I don't even care if it makes sense any more!
Year 5:
RTD: Dr Who should be EXCITING and EMOTIONAL
Audience: He's going soon, right? Has he gone yet? Is it safe to come out?
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It works for non-RTD eps quite well:
"Donna and the Doctor visit a planet that's a library, are attacked by carniverous shadows and meet the Doctor's future wife".
Best I can manage for End of Time:
"Some really self indulgent shit happens for two hours and the music tells me I should be crying".
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And yes. It's not that if you can't squeeze the plot into a sentence it's a bad plot. I couldn't summarise The Godfather or Goodfellas beyond 'some guy rises to the top and has some reservations'. But if you can't even *start* to summarise the plot...
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Or, at least, that's what all the Rusty Davie-penned season finales tell me.
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*cries*
I'm gonna go watch my Hartnell-era Dr Who DVDs now. They may have had cardboard sets but at least it doesn't leave me wanting to bleach my brain out to get rid of teh stupids.
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I was actually impressed, slightly, by The End Of Time Part 2: While it had not one but TWO uses of the History Eraser Button, in both cases it didn't actually erase history, just solve everything instantly. And it was a Rusty Davies story that *didn't* entire revolve around Time Lord Regeneration! It's a genuine Christmas Miracle, that's what that is.
(And since when can The Master throw bolts of lightning from his hands and fly? Oh, I know, "since part one, last week," but seriously, the fuck?)
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Maybe he was resurrected with Midichlorians in his new body?
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'Who the FUCK cast Cathy Tate?'
If I were a cynical man, I'd suggest David Tennant quit because he was as bloody sick of her as I am
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(came her via miss_s_b)
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Have a nice day.
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"Eleven! That's ridiculous. It's not even funny."
Actually took me more time to make the icon than it did to get over that opinion, but still.
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Or maybe a familiar? After all, it's well known that TARDISes are grown, not made...
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A TARDIS familiar makes perfect sense, it really does.