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andrewducker ([personal profile] andrewducker) wrote2009-12-28 07:05 pm

Flying

If you're planning on flying to the USA, have heard rumours of strange "security" practices being put in place since the attempt a few days ago, and are wondering what the _actual_ rules are, then read this, which is the actual memo sent out by the TSA.

[identity profile] drdoug.livejournal.com 2009-12-28 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Dammit! They've blocked GPS and stopped all positional announcements, but those sneaky terrorists might use the new web 2.0 technologies to upskill their individual visual location awareness systems! (I.e. They might look up landmarks on Google Earth.)

We will not be safe until all airline windows are blacked out entirely! And passengers blindfold too for good measure. And wearing secure-issued orange jumpsuits. And perhpas bound and hooded too just to be sure.

Anything less and Osama will have won!
ext_58972: Mad! (Sockpuppet)

[identity profile] autopope.livejournal.com 2009-12-28 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you realise Osama is only one character away form Obama, citizen?

Are you advocating assassinating OUR PRESIDENT?!?
Edited 2009-12-28 20:48 (UTC)

[identity profile] drdoug.livejournal.com 2009-12-29 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
No, ma'am! He's a decent, family man.