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andrewducker ([personal profile] andrewducker) wrote2009-12-28 07:05 pm

Flying

If you're planning on flying to the USA, have heard rumours of strange "security" practices being put in place since the attempt a few days ago, and are wondering what the _actual_ rules are, then read this, which is the actual memo sent out by the TSA.
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[personal profile] drplokta 2009-12-28 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That's already out of date, according to this.

[identity profile] lebeautemps.livejournal.com 2009-12-28 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. Apart from the obvious direct interference measures, I have to pee every hour. I wonder if a federal marshall would shoot someone for going to the lav or pulling out a Sheewee...
One would hope that any restrictions would be made clear to customers before booking.

[identity profile] sbisson.livejournal.com 2009-12-28 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
And to add on to [livejournal.com profile] drplokta's pointer to today's changes, the current rules time out on the 1st. So I get to see what they become when I fly to Las Vegas on the 2nd...

[identity profile] drdoug.livejournal.com 2009-12-28 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Dammit! They've blocked GPS and stopped all positional announcements, but those sneaky terrorists might use the new web 2.0 technologies to upskill their individual visual location awareness systems! (I.e. They might look up landmarks on Google Earth.)

We will not be safe until all airline windows are blacked out entirely! And passengers blindfold too for good measure. And wearing secure-issued orange jumpsuits. And perhpas bound and hooded too just to be sure.

Anything less and Osama will have won!