I have won the internets

[andrewducker]

warren_ellis just called me a fucking bastard for a link I sent him.

Warning.  Not safe for work at ranges of less than five feet.

Comments

[cavalorn.livejournal.com]

... what the hell IS that?

[andrewducker]

See the bit that's being washed in the sink?

See where it fits into the body of the puppy?

There's a reason it's washable...

[andlosers.livejournal.com]

CANNOT UNSEE D: D: D:

[draconid.livejournal.com]

Thanks *sooooo* much for linking to that </sarcasm>

[hano.livejournal.com]

Um thanks. Not. And we're out of brain bleach. You may have won the internets, but Ellis is right....
Nice one :)

[andrewducker]

I hear that a really-horrible-thing-you-found-on-the-internet shared is a really-horrible-thing-you-found-on-the-internet halved.

[dapperscavenger.livejournal.com]

Do those come in ducks?

[momentsmusicaux.livejournal.com]

Or hedgehogs?

[andrewducker]

No, as The Hedgehog Song makes clear.

[ami-bender.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I now need years of therapy. Years and years and years of therapy.

[holyoutlaw.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm sure not clicking THAT link.

[olliecrafoord.livejournal.com]

Woohoo, congratulations for getting those internets points! :)

damn

[cloverbee.livejournal.com]

Where DO you shop? ;) Just when you think you can't find that PERFECT present?

That is seriously the most fucked-up thing I've seen in a very very long time. Although I do pity the poor Chinese workers that have to make those things all day long but not whatever demand drove them to create such a sad thing. But so nice of them to include the lube so you don't have that "oh I forgot the batteries" moment when your dream date arrives from across the sea.

Yea, Warren Ellis was right man.

[mb2u]

That officially disturbs me, and Warren Ellis is totally right.

[a-pawson.livejournal.com]

[cybik.livejournal.com]

What's really worrying is that I looked at it and shrugged. The internet has broken me. Nothing seems to shock me any more!