BEST REVIEW EVAR!!!!

[andrewducker]

Seriously.  I just giggled the whole way through.

Massive spoilers for New Moon - but I'm never, ever, ever, ever going to see it, so I really didn't care about that.

Comments

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

I think I'm getting old and cynical, but it seems I find review funny if and only if they're very fast and use lots of cuts. Lots of people recommended "moviebob on escapist, if you like yahtzee crowshaw's zero punctuation", but they always just seemed "like zero punctuation, but more predictable and less exhilirating"...

[andrewducker]

His impressions of the conversations between Edward and Bella cracked me up completely.

Zero Punctuation, on the other hand, is now starting to bore me somewhat. The occasional enthusiasm would be nice.

[joexnz.livejournal.com]

i hear their bood is minty

ah man!

rofl

this is mainly due to a series of ad's (tragically not on youtube) something along the lines of the dr pepper ones, but with the tag line its moment s like these you need minties

Thud! Thud!

[zornhau.livejournal.com]

Nails in the coffin of the chance I might watch this thing.

[marrog.livejournal.com]

Cannot wait to see this shit. Although thingy didn't look that hairy from the trailer. Mostly either perfectly waxed or badly pixelated...

[ratmist.livejournal.com]

We went to see 2012 but they played New Moon instead. No idea how that happened.

Bella's head bleeds! Guy immediately takes off shirt! Stands in rain forever without shirt! Nipples galore!

Seriously I haven't laughed my ass off that much since the first time I saw Shaun of the Dead.

[gypseian.livejournal.com]

here via marrog

I lul'd.

[stevegreen.livejournal.com]

Spot on.

[ashfae.livejournal.com]

That was made of so, so much awesome.