Signs of incipient decrepitude

[andrewducker]

I was in the corner shop buying bread with Julie and my eyes wandered across the magazines, pausing briefly on "Just 18" - the cover of which depicted various young ladies in states of undress, with a tagline of "So young yet so willing."  And I stared at them for a couple of seconds before thingking "Ewwww.  Why would I want to sleep with an eighteen year old?"

Comments

[andrewducker]

Half your age plus 7.

[dommy-nick.livejournal.com]

THAT YOUNG!! Bloody hell!

Is that the youngest or oldest you're supposed to date? Or is it somewhere around there? Or is it an absolute?

[andrewducker]

Clearly it's the youngest - if the oldest I could date was half my age + 7 then I'd have to break up with Julie because she was too old :->