Signs of incipient decrepitude

[andrewducker]

I was in the corner shop buying bread with Julie and my eyes wandered across the magazines, pausing briefly on "Just 18" - the cover of which depicted various young ladies in states of undress, with a tagline of "So young yet so willing."  And I stared at them for a couple of seconds before thingking "Ewwww.  Why would I want to sleep with an eighteen year old?"

Comments

Incipient decrepitude?

[drjon.livejournal.com]

...or taste and wisdom accrual.

Re: Incipient decrepitude?

[andrewducker]

:->

[likeneontubing.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you didn't mean to be ageist ;)

[andrewducker]

When it comes to what I'm sexually attracted to I'm all sorts of ist. Species-ist, for a start. And sexist :->

[dapperscavenger.livejournal.com]

Chickens all over the world rejoice!

[laserboy.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

There was an inflatable sheep at some point, I recall. I'm sure it was platonic. :P

[andrewducker]

How sure? :->

[channelpenguin.livejournal.com]

tractors are still ok then?

[johncoxon.livejournal.com]

I can't answer this without giving far too much away, but srsly, they're not all bad :P

[andrewducker]

Well, at the time I thought they were great :->

[poisonduk.livejournal.com]

As long as you stick within the formula for age dating you'll be fine.

[andrewducker]

Just checked with Excel - Julie was officially "allowed" from the 23/4/2008. We started going out on the 15/11/2007.

Whoops!

[likeneontubing.livejournal.com]

whats the formula?

[dommy-nick.livejournal.com]

There's a formula for age dating? What is it and where do I find it?

[andrewducker]

Half your age plus 7.

[andrewducker]

Half your age plus 7.

[dommy-nick.livejournal.com]

THAT YOUNG!! Bloody hell!

Is that the youngest or oldest you're supposed to date? Or is it somewhere around there? Or is it an absolute?

[andrewducker]

Clearly it's the youngest - if the oldest I could date was half my age + 7 then I'd have to break up with Julie because she was too old :->