Join the Army - get girls!

[andrewducker]

girl 1: would u take us for a ride on your BMW?
BMW-driver: even to the end of the world!
soldier: hey, i'd like to drown some vodka, girls!
girl 1: just a second!
girl 2: where do you live?
soldier: right here- daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!
girl 1: which work???
soldier: contract of course!
blonde girl: contract?? marriage contract or what?
girl 3: army contract, stupid!
BMW driver: hey, don't you wanna ride on my car?
girls: forget it, take yourself for a ride!
narrator: it's about time for new heroes! with contract based service in ukrainian armed fores!

Alternatively - join the Russian Army!

Comments

[joexnz.livejournal.com]

so thats were the 80's music videos directors ended up in their retirement!

[lizzie-and-ari.livejournal.com]

Mmm...that Russian commando guy is quite dishy. And I'd totally join their army if it meant I got to sing in a semi embarrassed fashion while executing Chuck Norris moves.