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[andrewducker]

The banana-the atheist's nightmare.

Note that the banana:

1. Is shaped for human hand
2. Has non-slip surface
3. Has outward indicators of inward content:
4. Green-too early,
5. Yellow-just right,
6. Black-too late.
7. Has a tab for removal of wrapper
8. Is perforated on wrapper
9. Bio-degradable wrapper
10. Is shaped for human mouth
11. Has a point at top for ease of entry
12. Is pleasing to taste buds
13. Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy

Comments

[kpollock.livejournal.com]

Quite the opposite from me then :-) Sober Kirsty doesn't really appreciate hanging with drunks and can be a bit serious. Drunk Kirsty will talk to anybody.

Sigh. The problem with sensible drinking (as opposed to insensible drinking!) is that it is just too damn little. I can't make 3 glasses of wine last all night (say 4-5 hours), I really can't. And that's all I should ever drink or it all goes horribly alcoholic....