*sigh*

[andrewducker]

Now been defriended by prynne, which I guess solves the problem. Shame though, as I liked a lot of her writing, and we occasionally chatted over Yahoo in an enjoyable way.

I mean, the ideal solution to "I do not like your speech." is to then remove yourself from it, but that doesn't stop me wishing there was a way of fixing it.

*insert amateur psychological analysis of why I don't like to lose friends here*

(oh, and it took me about 45 seconds of scanning my icon list to find one I couldn't misinterpret in some way as being somehow a dig, offensive or otherwise unsuitable)

Comments

[guyinahat.livejournal.com]

Now that there's fighting talk.

Odd socks are the cement of spiritual freedom!

[poisonduk.livejournal.com]

Odd socks are also the sign of too ruddy lazy to spend time pairing socks, which is the reality with Andy. I reckon he'd manage about 5 minutes in a relationship with me before he'd run as soon as he discovered my underwear was sorted by colours and arranged in a constant rotation cycle so all are worn equally

[guyinahat.livejournal.com]

Laziness would be all black socks so nobody could tell if they were odd or not. Visibly odd socks requires deliberately wearing distinctive socks. A sign of a more distinguished character if ever there was one.

As for your underwear drawer, *fear*. Apart from anything else, if you wear all your underwear evenly, it'll all wear out at the same time. Think of the lump-sum panty cost of that!

[kashandara.livejournal.com]

Only if you bulk bought all of it at the same time. Theoretically you could set up a system of buying one complete set of underwear every two weeks and thus eventually run into a system whereby you also wore out a complete set every two weeks (assuming all items of underwear wear out at an equal pace I suppose...)

[guyinahat.livejournal.com]

Y'know, it's times like this that I'm glad I dont have breasts 'n' all that stuff.

Much better to apply the bachelor method. Just wear the same pair for two weeks, then chuck 'em out and replace.

[andrewducker]

Odd socks are also the sign of too ruddy lazy to spend time pairing socks,

This, to me, is like saying "Naked noses are a sign of too ruddy lazy to spend time painting your nose."

Which is to say that my natural response is to say "What?????"