Shortened Meme

[andrewducker]

Your porn star name is your first pet's name followed by your mother's maiden name. Mine is the best ever. I am....Mitch Bliss.

(cue 70's twangy guitar)

Comments

[pseudomonas.livejournal.com]

I hope people posting this don't have the sort of banks that use mothers' maiden names as some kind of authentication.

[pisica.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what I was going to post about, and why I never do this meme!

[bibliofile.livejournal.com]

No one ever said you couldn't lie in a meme.

Besides, EVERYONE knows that your porn star name is the name of your first pet plus the name of the first street you lived on. [/eye rolls]

p.s.

[bibliofile.livejournal.com]

Signed,
Princess Cherry