Things so horrible you never want to be in the situation to find them out #167

[andrewducker]

Collecting your own stool sample is _exactly_ as unpleasant as you'd imagine.

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[dalglir.livejournal.com]

LOL! *choke* *splutter*

(I was eating my cereal then)

[sneerpout.livejournal.com]

Ew. But still not as horrible as collecting someone else's, surely?

[channelpenguin.livejournal.com]

? shit in a box, spoon it into whatever container they give you, seal up container, dump box contents down loo, throw away the spoon and the container... nope, don't see a problem.

Unless you have the runs, (which I suppose you might).

You've lived with dogs and cats so must have had to clean up after them on occasion?

I'm intrigued - what exactly was so horrible about the experience. Yo dont' *have* to answer if you don't want to..

You said "Tell Me Everything"

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

The time that I had to collect my own stool sample, it was easy since the only thing coming out was liquid.

[marrog.livejournal.com]

I think I'd rather die of some sort of horrific disease than collect my own shit. I have enough trouble with urine samples. In fact, I'm generally not good on bodily fluids. Unless it's girl-juice. Or blood. Or plasma and pus are okay.

Hm. Maybe just shit and urine then. Go figure.

[dapperscavenger.livejournal.com]

I don't imagine it as being unpleasant at all. I have had several years to get used to my own 'samples' after all. Other peoples - thats a different matter.