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andrewducker ([personal profile] andrewducker) wrote2005-12-11 10:48 am

Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] chipuni

A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her:

"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

His wife gets up and unplugs the Internet connection.

[identity profile] communicator.livejournal.com 2005-12-11 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL - I went into the living room to tell H the joke and he was glued to the Internet - so I made fun of him (the fact that I had been glued to the Internet at moment before, to read this joke, is irrelevant)

[identity profile] azalemeth.livejournal.com 2005-12-12 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
:D. This is why wills are meant to be said to those you're not married to!

[identity profile] dalglir.livejournal.com 2005-12-12 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
ROTFLMAO!

[identity profile] dapperscavenger.livejournal.com 2005-12-12 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
In the living room?

Can't be that addicted then! They don't have a special 'internet room'. :)