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andrewducker ([personal profile] andrewducker) wrote2002-09-30 06:37 pm

A cure for salesmen

The phone just rang and someone asked to speak to "The Homeowner".

I replied "He's on holiday for a week."

He came back with "I'll phone back then."

If I'd known that salesmen were that easy to get rid of, I'd have started doing that aaages ago.