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andrewducker) wrote2004-01-22 09:49 pm
andrewducker) wrote2004-01-22 09:49 pm
213 things
That SPC Schwarz is no longer allowed to do in the US Army:
# Not allowed to watch Southpark when I'm supposed to be working.
# My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'.
# Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
# Not allowed to challenge anyone's disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.
# Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.
# Not allowed to play 'Pulp Fiction' with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.
# Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
# Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don't like to War Criminal posters.
Update: Rest here
# Not allowed to watch Southpark when I'm supposed to be working.
# My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'.
# Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
# Not allowed to challenge anyone's disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.
# Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.
# Not allowed to play 'Pulp Fiction' with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.
# Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
# Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don't like to War Criminal posters.
Update: Rest here
no subject
*sknxt!*
I'd been wondering where this went.