[identity profile] redshira.livejournal.com 2003-11-21 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I love you. Let me marry you, and have your babies. Metaphorically, of course, or Caitlin might have a few things to say about it.

[identity profile] birdofparadox.livejournal.com 2003-11-21 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
your hair is pretty.

*wave*

[identity profile] redshira.livejournal.com 2003-11-21 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh. Thank you. It doesn't look like that any more though. I change my hair at least once a month, it's The Lore.
*waves back*

*splut*

[identity profile] broin.livejournal.com 2003-11-21 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)

I think I heard Andy go splut.

Re: *splut*

[identity profile] redshira.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Splut is not an attractive noise. Why on earth would Andy go splut?
*is worried about being the cause of splutting*

Re: *splut*

[identity profile] tisme.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
He meant to say *splurt*

and yes, Andrew does do it on a regular basis, but he's never specified whether you are the motivating factor or not. I shall enquire.

Re: *splut*

[identity profile] broin.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
I meant 'splut'. Don't put Andy's 'splurt' in my mouth.

[identity profile] biscuitware.livejournal.com 2003-11-21 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll let you know what Tracey thinks of this.
Prepare for fallout!

[identity profile] biscuitware.livejournal.com 2003-11-21 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Tracey thinks it may be anti-semetic.
But then she thought she didn't know what it meant.

My only other comment is....
on the sabbath as well - shame on you!

[identity profile] gnomatron.livejournal.com 2003-11-21 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
interesting point - "semite" is actually an ethnic classification that include Arabs as well as jews.

And obviously it's not anti-semitic, it's making the point that arabs have plenty lot of land, while Israelis have sod-all. Jews as a whole have been being fucked over royally for 2000 years, it's really not such a bad thing that they have their own nation now.

Shame that the Israeli government are a shower of bastards, though. We never dealt with Irish terrorism by blowing up the houses of IRA bomber's families. Of course, that's not an entirely fair example, but you get the point; Israel's tactics are massively over the top. The Palestinian terrorists are nasty little shits, too, of course, but the continuation of atrocities on both sides is ridiculous. I'm essentially against any stance that is strongly supportive of the actions of either side - both sides are right to some extent in principal, but go much too far in practise. Nasty, messy situation.

[identity profile] biscuitware.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
i knew you wouldn't be anti-semitic.
i didn't realise you had a nose of unusual size. maybe the hair take the attention away from it :)
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[personal profile] diffrentcolours 2003-11-23 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Does that mean that you can't be anti-semitic though? And does it mean that if you find something which is allegedly anti-semitic to be funny, that it can't be anti-semitic?

Wheeeeee!

[identity profile] nosrialleon.livejournal.com 2003-11-21 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Got our trollin' boots on today, do we?

[identity profile] catamorphism.livejournal.com 2003-11-21 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
heh, I interpreted this to have to opposite meaning at first glance. However, I don't think it's really a reasonable argument for either side.

loose definition of "Arab"

[identity profile] josephgrossberg.livejournal.com 2003-11-21 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
It's even more impressive if you include, say, Algeria, Morocco, Tunisia, Somalia, Mali and Mauritania.

Not all of those are Arab. Then again, neither are Pakistan or Armenia, for that matter.

If they're talking about "End the Unjust [Jewish] Occupation of Muslim Land!" -- then you get to include a bunch of others, from Indonesia to Kazakhstan to Nigeria, an even greater contrast.

[identity profile] spaj.livejournal.com 2003-11-21 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
If I occupy your house, does it become just because other people have bigger houses?

Adam

[identity profile] green-amber.livejournal.com 2003-11-21 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I like that one :)

Me I plan to occupy the Seychelles. it has better beaches than Ireland..

[identity profile] derumi.livejournal.com 2003-11-21 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Tasmania should be returned to the natives!

[identity profile] mcgroarty.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
You know, this whole argument is over when it gets to its logical extreme and we realize that all the other countries don't want the Americans back.

[identity profile] derumi.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
Or the uglier extreme of wanting their Jews back.

well

[identity profile] spaj.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't that the logic for kicking the palestinians out in the first place?

If every progeny of a tribe of natives had a claim to their ancestral grounds... I can't explain how difficult or stupid it would be to try and resolve it.

The fact of the matter is that Israel is there now. If you're going to hand it back to the Palestinians because they were there first, then it's also going to have to go back to every other tribesman who ever pissed in a bush on their borders.

And you're going to have to do the same for everyone else too.

The Ireland comment is diversionary? since The scale of occupation has nothing to do with it's correctness, and this was the point of your comment (and my retort).

But Ireland is ruled now by the same people it was ruled by in 800AD. The vikings. So let's get on with our lives, eh?

Adam

[identity profile] broin.livejournal.com 2003-11-21 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
There's an English guy in work, and I yelled at an Irish chap to watch his cup when the guy's around, as the English will conquer ANYTHING.

Are we going to go there?

[identity profile] jaywalking.livejournal.com 2003-11-24 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't we all occupying some land that used to "belong" to someone else?

[identity profile] cx650.livejournal.com 2003-11-21 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that what is meant by 'looking at the bigger picture'?

[identity profile] rahaeli.livejournal.com 2003-11-21 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
*snicker*

I don't see how ANYONE could think that was anti-Semitic. And my professors have sensitized me to anti-Semitism quite well this semester :)

[identity profile] broin.livejournal.com 2003-11-21 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Coz it's funny, and people get confued when serious things or funny. And vice versa. =)

[identity profile] broin.livejournal.com 2003-11-21 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Coz it's funny, and people get confued when serious things are funny. And vice versa. =)

[identity profile] yonmei.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
This is like the felching post, isn't it?

[identity profile] yonmei.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well, the only difference is that you're doing it to yourself... well, and the other difference is that there's nothing wrong with felching.

[identity profile] yonmei.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
And _I_ thought it was really funny

Meh. I'm not going to say I never find racist jokes funny, but there's got to be an element of elbow-tickling unexpectedness to get past my revulsion. This kind of racist joke is just too predictable to be funny.

[identity profile] yonmei.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
The argument that the Palestinians have no right to object to the Israeli occupation of their land because they're all Arabs and look at all the "Arab" countries* out there is racist. As racist as arguing that it's amusing that black South Africans objected to apartheid when look at all the other black countries out there with no apartheid. Would you have found an equivalent map of Africa during the decades of apartheid so very funny?

*as various people have pointed out already, the map is false-to-fact, as many of the "Arab" countries aren't actually Arab: but hey, jokes don't have to be accurate to be funny: it't just that, as I said, I don't tend to find racist jokes funny.

[identity profile] yonmei.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, and it doesn't say that the Palestinians don't have a right to object. At least, I didn't read it that way. It says that the amount of fuss being made over Israel is out of proportion to the amount of land it takes up.

Exactly. The Israelis should just pack up and leave: the amount of fuss they make over being expected to share is unreasonable given the amount of land involved.

[identity profile] yonmei.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
You remember incorrectly. They were.

[identity profile] yonmei.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
But there have been Jewish people living there for a remarkably long time.

But it wasn't until European and American settlers moved in, displacing the locals, and making it clear that they believed they had more right to the country than the locals did, based on a religious justification, that trouble started.

We'd agree, I think, that if First World settlers move in on a Third World country and try to take it over and run it to their liking that this is an aggressive move, even if the white settlers are waving the Bible about and claiming that the Bible gives them the right to do this.

At least, I hope we'd agree.

[identity profile] yonmei.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
While the site is biased I was interested by the figures here showing that Palestine was largely made up of a vast commingling of different groups.

Well, the Israeli version of Palestinian history taught in Israeli schools is just that: ignore the people who have lived there for centuries, claim that most of the inhabitants moved in in the 19th century. That this is false by all historical accounts of Palestine that pre-date Israel doesn't seem to worry these revisionists.

What appears to be generally agreed on is that until the 20th century, Jews were less than 6% (http://www.palestine-net.com/history/bhist.html) of the population of Palestine: one religious group among others. The massive increase in the Jewish population of Palestine in the first half of the 20th century (well, okay, until 1948) was entirely European and American immigrants moving in, with the intention of taking over.

And yes, I consider this an aggressive act - while appreciating the historical context in which it happened. Nevertheless, the people against whom this aggression was directed were not the people who had been persecuting the Jews in the countries from which they came.

I feel about Israel the way I used to feel about South Africa. It was impossible to argue that the white South Africans ought to "go home": South Africa was their home and had been for generations. Nevertheless, they were descended from colonists who had moved in and were taking over. Israel isn't (yet) an apartheid state to the extent that South Africa was for more than forty years - but it's clearly heading in that direction, and informally, considering the discrimination faced by Arab Israelis, it already is.

Israel achieved its right to exist by an act of aggression by the neighbouring Muslim countries - not their invasion in 1948, but the expulsion of Middle Eastern Jews into Israel at about that time. From then on, Israel ceased to be uncomplicatedly a new colonialist nation, white settlers driving out natives, and became a much more realistic Middle Eastern country - though from what Israelis tell me, Middle Eastern Jews were and are also discriminated against. (In fact, there is effectively a four-tier social structure: the European/American Jews at the top, the Middle Eastern Jews underneath, the black Jews from Ethiopia third rung down,and at the very bottom, legally discriminated against in many ways, the Israeli Arabs.)

I'm Curious

[identity profile] stephenbooth-uk.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, actually, I'm Stephen. But I'm also curious.

The Israelis should just pack up and leave


Where do you suggest that they packup and leave to? Any mass migration like that is going to displace other people who are going to get pissed off and a proportion of them are likely to express their anger with batons, petrol bombs, guns and explosives. Also, a lot (most even) of Israelis were born there and so you would be displacing them from their homeland.

I think that it is a very small number of people on each side who are causing the problems. However those few people scare the majority of the other side and frightened people are usually suspicious of anyone and anything that looks like who/what is scaring them. Those on their own side play on that fear to turn it into hatred. For example, suicide bombers, as have been proven by recent events in Turkey, are very difficult to spot until they blow themselves up. By which time it is too late. How is the ordinary Israeli to tell the difference between a suicide bomber and a Palestinian, they both look the same. It's not like they wear badges which say "I am a suicide bomber and am going to kill you" or "I am an ordinary Palestinian who is just trying to make a living."!

You see what I'm getting at?

Re: I'm Curious

[identity profile] yonmei.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
My comment Exactly. The Israelis should just pack up and leave: the amount of fuss they make over being expected to share is unreasonable given the amount of land involved. was a sarcastic rejoinder to Andrew's comment It says that the amount of fuss being made over Israel is out of proportion to the amount of land it takes up.

My comment was sarcasm: it was not a serious suggestion that the Israelis should pack up and leave.

Re: I'm Curious

[identity profile] stephenbooth-uk.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh well. It didn't come over as sarcastic to me. Possibly because I do know some people who seriously believe that the Israelis should leave Israel and 'give it back' to the Palestinians. A lot of them haven't quite thought it through.

Re: I'm Curious

[identity profile] yonmei.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh well. It didn't come over as sarcastic to me

Sarcasm and irony are two "tones" that come across very badly in online communication. I realise it would be better to avoid using them entirely, or to use only with some signal (< Fe > is in use on a mailing list I belong to) to indicate irony/sarcasm.

Possibly because I do know some people who seriously believe that the Israelis should leave Israel and 'give it back' to the Palestinians. A lot of them haven't quite thought it through.

Sure. As there are people who seriously believe that the conflict in Israel/Palestine is all the fault of the Palestinians, who should just have politely accepted their exile. The picture Andrew used to start this thread is indicative of that way of thinking: that the Palestinians are making a terrible fuss about nothing, look at all the "Arab" countries that still exist.

Re: I'm Curious

[identity profile] yonmei.livejournal.com 2003-11-23 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
No... I was being sarcastic. ;-)

[identity profile] derumi.livejournal.com 2003-11-22 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly, the ideal thing to do is to locate the DNA remains of the Canaanite people, clone them, and resettle them in Palestine.