> (There is also a subgenre of books aimed specifically at new fathers, but since they are an almost uninterrupted wasteland of jokes about breasts and beer, this article will give them the attention they deserve, which is none.)

I chanced upon this one in a bookshop once, and while overall it's not my cup of tea, the mantra of 'plan, prepare, organize' is certainly one I endorse: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Commando-Dad-Elite-Carer-Birth/dp/1849532613