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[personal profile] doug 2017-06-20 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Laser fruit and vegetables! Takes me back to my teenage years.

My Dad ran a big fundraising campaign in the 80s to buy a surgical laser for the local hospital. At a big party to celebrate reaching the target, he had the laser itself proudly on display, with a supply of apples to demonstrate on.

His first, enthusiastic demonstration involved whacking the power right up to maximum and gleefully blasting a surprisingly wide hole through an apple in a matter of seconds. Sensibly, he had considered some of the issues with doing this, and had carefully positioned a second apple behind the first to stop it setting fire to the table.

What he hadn't considered was how much alarm this demonstration of laser power would cause to potential and former patients who imagined it might do or have done the same to their insides. This was well before low-power lasers were ubiquitous, and the main pop-culture reference for lasers was Goldfinger slicing James Bond in half. ("No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!")

After a bit of thought, my Dad changed the demonstration. He turned the power down and took to carefully writing people's names on the skin of the apple. For some reason this was much more popular.
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[personal profile] calimac 2017-06-21 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
"And what's your name, ma'am?"

"Maria Smith. They call me Granny."