More evidence that we are all living in Warren Ellis' head

[andrewducker]

That image, stolen from tekwh0re.net, has some _amazing_ headlines on it.

I mean, we lead with the Boston bombings (and the fun and games around that, with Reddit's vigilante identification and the Czech Ambassador releasing a statement that the Czech Republic isn't Chechnya are worthy of a sci-fi novel themselves). But then we have mass flooding, famous people being taken by mysterious neurological disorders, a man hugging a giant pig, an Elvis impersonator threatening to use chemical weapons on the US president, and the discovery of two alien "water worlds".

Seriously, that's inches away from Transmetropolitan. And people say we aren't living in the future.