[identity profile] octopoid-horror.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Some beards are good. For example, Sean Connery.

Most beards are bad. For example, almost every single student/nerd who has ever grown one especially neckbeards or wild unkempt ones) Or did you mean that kind of beard that I might be in a relationship with? I like those.

I don't know what a regular expression is.

If someone got my name wrong, I would deliberately get theirs wrong. This happens a lot with emails at work - one of the companies we email all format their email addresses as surname dot firstname, but ours are the reverse. Even when a colleague of mine has a first name that is an actual name and a weird surname, this company has a tendency to use the person's surname as if it's a first name. So we just do the same when we reply :-D They've never yet called us out on it (probably because they think we're being dicks)