Canadian coins

[identity profile] doubtingmichael.livejournal.com 2012-04-16 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Her Majesty does not glow in the dark."

...
"Your Majesty?"
"Yes, secretary? What is it?"
"It's the Canadians, ma'm. They want to put out a new coin, with your face on it."
"One should hope they did put one's face on it! That's a rule. What's the problem?"
"They want it to glow. Is that acceptable?"
"Glow! What do they mean?"
"Your face would glow in the dark."
"What, like a traffic light?"
"More like a dinosaur, ma'm."
"I didn't think dinosaurs glowed in the dark. One could ask Philip - one thinks he may have shot a few in his younger days."
"The dinosaur on the coin will glow, ma'm."
"Then the answer's no. One will not have the people of Canada confused between one's royal self and a dinosaur."
"Indeed. One is a relic of a long past age with almost no brain, and the other is..."
"You're fired!"

Re: Canadian coins

[identity profile] cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com 2012-04-17 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
ROFL!