Dear John Lewis, your suggested purchases are not very useful

[andrewducker]

As I bought a washing machine from you last week, and am currently waiting for it to be delivered, the chances of me wanting _another_ washing machine already is not high. Should I worry that the one you sold me will immediately cease to function, leaving me in urgent need of its replacement?

(It came with a multi-year warranty, so I'm not actually worried about that.)

Comments

[zornhau.livejournal.com]

Fool! If you had purchased both, aligned them correctly, then run them with heavy loads on full spin, the resulting interaction of sound waves would have opened a hyper portal!

[meaningrequired.livejournal.com]

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[channelpenguin.livejournal.com]

:-) :-) MUST.TRY.....