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[andrewducker]

Just to remind people how terrible I am to live with

Andy: "Guess what's happening on Wednesday."
Erin: "What?"
Andy: "We're GOING TO SEE THE MATRIX!!!"
Andy: "Or is that next Wednesday?"
Erin: "Sigh, yes."
Andy: "Guess what's happening this Wednesday."
Erin: "Long sigh, what?"
Andy: "It'll ONLY BE A WEEK TO THE MATRIX!!!"
Erin: "Guess what's happening in 5 seconds."
Andy: "What?"
Erin: "I'm going to stab you to death with this fork."

Comments

[tisme.livejournal.com]

'oh my, would you look at that? This fork just _keeps_ on slipping right out of my hand. I _do_ hope you weren't using that penis for anything?'

[diffrentcolours]

Hah! Foolish mortal, you reckoned without the power of the Gaffa Crotch!!!