2025-03-09

andrewducker: (Default)
2025-03-09 07:45 pm

Life with two kids: Bath time!

The kids are in the bath. I am trying to stack the dishwasher. Every 90 seconds there is a shout.

"Daddy, Gideon is in my territory."

"Daddy, Sophia splashed me."

"Daddy, Sophia keeps putting bubbles on my side."

"Daddy, Gideon said sorry, but not in the right tone of voice."

"CHILDREN! YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY! CAN YOU NOT BE NICE TO EACH OTHER FOR TWO MINUTES!"

"..."

"Daddy. We don't do that in the bath."