I would happily do
this If it meant I'd never have to deal with idiot-based technical support again.
Alternatively, I'd happily put a £5 deposite down to be talked to like an adult, said £5 to be forfeited if I had, in fact, been a complete idiot.
Alternatively, I'd happily put a £5 deposite down to be talked to like an adult, said £5 to be forfeited if I had, in fact, been a complete idiot.