I hereby exclude the middle

[andrewducker]

[Poll #1417593]

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[andrewducker]

It is a little-known fact that there is nothing so surreal that you cannot say it on the internet and have someone assume you actually meant it.

[meihua.livejournal.com]

It's not that little-known. ;)

[andrewducker]

That's fantastic. Stolen!